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45-0 and I somehow came away more nervous because now there is evidence for my delusions.

The first quarter was weird enough that my dad texted “same old MSU” and then they won by forty five. We are so back to not knowing anything.

Congrats on beating Grambling. Print the shirts.

Actual football thing: Brantley having 11 tackles from outside corner is insane. I don’t care who it was against. That is not a normal corner stat line.

Hannan looked like a freshman for maybe seven minutes and then looked like the reason you start the freshman. That is the only take I have.

The giveaway tickets thing is funnier than the score. MSU sold out the first game of the YouTube regime with raffles and dread.

Cam Edwards is the best player on the team and it was obvious the first time he touched the ball. Not a debate.

As someone whose team is currently on fire, enjoy the nice things while you have them.

I’m not doing the thing where I crown anyone after Grambling. But they looked prepared. That was the bar and they cleared it.

This dude answers every question like he is trying to keep the message board from becoming sentient.

The press conferences are becoming their own product. I don’t mean that as a compliment or insult. They’re just… different.

He handled the Milivojevic question perfectly. Praised the kid, said the room is stronger because of him, did not make it a referendum.

Urban is going to hate these pressers because Mansour keeps making the conversation about process and Urban wants to make it about hierarchy.

The Savoury answer was good too. Didn’t pretend he dominated. Didn’t bury him. Basically said young player, keep working.

I am begging you guys to stop treating a press conference like the Zapruder film.

My only issue is he talks like he knows exactly what he’s trying to build, and that makes it easier to get hurt later.

Notre Dame went from #3 to “please stop the bleeding” in two weeks and Miami just beat Stanford by 75. This sport is a parking lot fight.

The funniest outcome is Notre Dame being both wounded and terrifying. Like great, now we get the desperate version in South Bend.

I’m sorry but 75-0 is a war crime box score.

MSU fans talking about Notre Dame like they didn’t just beat Grambling has incredible “looking at Zillow before getting pre-approved” energy.

The national context matters though. If ND had beaten Miami and Wisconsin, Week 3 is a scheduled loss. Now it’s a psychology exam.

What would make you panic against Eastern? My answer is “having to ask this question in the third quarter.”

I want normal. That’s it. Normal first quarter. Normal special teams. Normal tackling. Normal football. Do not turn Eastern Michigan into a group therapy session.

The matchup is less interesting than the emotional assignment. Stack a clean Hannan game, get Edwards touches, show the run defense was option-specific, get out healthy.

I want Braylon Collier to get another real shot, not just one explosion and then disappear from the offense.

EMU by 3 and the subreddit becomes a crater.